Someone please tell me that I am not alone in feeling like there are whole weeks where I do nothing but repeatedly stick my foot in my mouth. It’s only Wednesday and I feel like I’ve been defeated by this week.
I feel like I can’t win. No matter what decisions I make, no matter what I do or say, NOTHING is coming out right. Maybe it’s the stress talking. Maybe it’s my mad desire for a raspberry bear claw or an orange scone. Maybe I’ve just lost my mind. I don’t know.
I’m on day 13 of the 24 day Advocare challenge and I’m not measuring or weighing, but I feel like I’m not losing any weight. I know I lost 2 lbs on the cleanse phase, but I don’t feel like I’ve lost any more since then. I’m in crisis mode as I only have 45 days to lose the 18 extra pounds before the wedding.
OHMYGOD 45 days. That’s a month and a half. Too much to do, too little time. I need a
bottle glass of wine RIGHT NOW. I need someone to help me. I need someone to be my right hand woman. I’m looking for volunteers. I will pay in wine, laughter, and sarcastic comments!
I also move next Wednesday. I go from renting the cutest house by myself to an apartment with my hubs-to-be. Too much stress.
I’m going to go break into a pastry shop and eat so many things I’ll be comatose. Please tell the police what drove me to this breaking point.