I’ve been dog sitting while my BFF is out of town… and last night while I was brushing Dakota and playing tug of war with Willow I was EATEN ALIVE by a $@%# mosquito. I already had 7 bites between my hips and my knees from a run in at work while showing property in a dress, (I can only assume the little bugger got stuck in my skirt and tried to eat his way out) and I now have another 5 bites. Again all between my hips and knees. My legs itch so bad I can’t come up with a real post, and I can’t work, and all I do is itch and think about scratching. *dramatic sigh* Today is going to be a LOOOONG day. :(
Insert funny mosquito picture here. I googled and found only the most revolting pictures of infected mosquito bites. *vomit, vomit, vomit*
To top it off, I get to work and there’s a fly that’s zooming around my desk, and he won’t leave. He’s super fast and little and there’s so much black/grey in our office that I can’t see him to nail him with the fly swatter while. It’s going to drive me insane.
Also, the string of insults that I can now string along and spew during my commute is getting more and more impressive. They could make a reality show out of me, but it certainly wouldn’t make my mother proud. I need a jet pack to get from point A to point B or I’m going to have stroke.
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I’m very sorry for aimlessly rambling today. My brain is fried, this week sucks, and my legs itch uncontrollably.
It’s safe to say, I’m a mess.